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fuckyeahfeminists: Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:43:55 -0700

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart.
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:29:43 -0700

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage: Gaming Things that make...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:21:45 -0700

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #449

Racing Games: Losing 1st place right at the end

submitted by: eyesorearchitect

slackeremeritus: sosexy-sosweet: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-ob...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:51:51 -0700

slackeremeritus:

sosexy-sosweet:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

Um, I think you mean

All-Mighty Idiot: You know what bugs me about the word gender? “Gender is the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:39:22 -0700

All-Mighty Idiot: You know what bugs me about the word gender? “Gender is the...:

bitchardsimmons:

You know what bugs me about the word gender?

“Gender is the expectations and roles society places on you due to your sex, or the feeling of what you consider yourself as deep down”

Make up your mind. Those are two completely different definitions haphazardly mashed into one.

They’re so…

The reason they don’t have different words for them is because gender has to do with the individual as well as society. However, gender roles are more undefined, as they should be. Gender now has more to do with the individual’s identity, so there’s really no need for another word for gender roles.

thetransformers: http://www.stylinonline.com/transformers.html ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:17:21 -0700

thetransformers:

http://www.stylinonline.com/transformers.html

WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:08:53 -0700

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

cafechan: solstitium: Hello!!! I usually don’t do commissions...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:59:12 -0700

cafechan:

solstitium:

Hello!!! I usually don’t do commissions but I need some money now is an emergency;;;

tl;dr my dad lost a lot of money and is very indebted with the bank so if he doesn’t pay they’ll practically take us everything

So i’ll be doing this lil commissions!! I know my art is not so great so i’ll be doing them cheap (is this cheap right) we can discuss the prices tho!!

these are some examples of my work but you can also check my art tag cause i have a lot of styles lol

payment via paypal!!!

extra character will cost $2

contact me via mail or just send me an ask (:

if you can’t buy PLEASE help me reblogging!! i really need to help my family

and if you want to commission but don’t like my art please consider commissioning my friend veno!!

thank you!! help is very appreciated ; ;

hey this is important, please help a dear out :(

serikaizumi: Roberts finally saw the Rewind’s last message...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:57:46 -0700

serikaizumi:

Roberts finally saw the Rewind’s last message project and cried… CONGRATULATIONS FANDOM

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Wed, 15 May 2013 10:11:31 -0700

battlingbard2: alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:15:34 -0700

battlingbard2:

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

best comment ever

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Wed, 15 May 2013 07:14:16 -0700

sexuallyintimidatingsaxnoises: Snoop fort.

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:07:01 -0700

sexuallyintimidatingsaxnoises:

Snoop fort.

lucyofthesky: floptimus: IM YELLING Are we all going to...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:49:00 -0700

lucyofthesky:

floptimus:

IM YELLING

Are we all going to ignore how beautiful Paul Eiding’s response was

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Sleep Habits of the Zodiac

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:32:27 -0700

♈ Aries: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality
♉ Taurus: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not comfortable. They are especially sensitive to their environment. They tend to sleep long and appreciate bed time. Meaningful dreams. Sleep best in company.
♊ Gemini: Gemini can survive off a fairly minimal amount of sleep - but it eventually catches up with them. Their minds are always racing in overdrive so sleep never comes easily. Many see sleep as an inconvenience and insomnia as productive 'extra' time
♋ Cancer: Cancer can have restless sleep patterns because they are likely to suffer nightmares a lot. Bedtime is especially volatile for Cancer because they dwell in all their troubles before sleep. They usually never feel completely 'awake'
♌ Leo: Most Leo are back sleepers and tend to drift off quite easily; unless they are stressed. They appreciate bed time and like to sleep amongst the most luxurious and sensuous of sheets and linen. Meaningful and precognitive dreams
♍ Virgo: Virgo cannot sleep if they are stressed or in an environment of disorder. Their chronic habit of overthinking makes it difficult for them to wind down before bed. They function most well when they have obtained a 'sleep schedule'
♎ Libra: Libra swing between sleeping too much and not enough. They can survive on minimal sleep for a short period then literally spend days in bed. A balanced sleep pattern is a good sign of inner equilibrium for Libra
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio's sleep is directed by their state of moods. A 'lifted' Scorpio will survive off minimal sleep - pushing bed time back as late as possible as they fall into their concentrated obsessions. An unhappy Scorpio will become very hypersomniac and need a lot of sleep
♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius can survive off a minimal sleep arrangement but tend to naturally exhaust themselves through the day. They can put off bed time by becoming too excited or hyper about things at night. Occasionally restless, meaningful dreams
♑ Capricorn: Capricorn appreciate their sleep and try to get as much as possible - knowing it is within their best interests. A stressed Capricorn will have pronounced sleep troubles - insomnia is a sign of great inner distress for this sign
♒ Aquarius: have pronounced sleep troubles and tend to be restless and uncomfortable in sleep. Their racing thoughts make it hard for them to wind down at night and their use of technology and reading before bed compounds their minimal sleep
♓ Pisces: Sleep is opium for Pisceans; and out of all the zodiac, they need the most hours. Their receptive nature means they are drained by others and sleep restores their energy reserves. Many never feel truly 'awake'; they tend to have vivid and meaningful dreams

lucyofthesky: tfg1transcribed: CANNOT UNSEE. Wheeljack +...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:30:31 -0700

lucyofthesky:

tfg1transcribed:

CANNOT UNSEE.

Wheeljack + swimsuit =

i’m sorry

puppy-eater: Hello friends! You see this? This painting has...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:12:47 -0700

puppy-eater:

Hello friends!

You see this? This painting has caused my poor, dear friend, Sara Dunn, a lot of pain.

It’s a fun image that has gotten a lot of attention, but this attention has been misplaced through outrageously unsourced art.

Now, even the tumblrRadar has chosen to ignore that Sara actually has a tumblr: bluebirdovermyeyes and reposted the image.

It references her deviantart url: decomposerdoll, but makes no effort to link to the image even on there.

If you like her painting, I strongly recommend reblogging it from Sara, the artist, and perhaps looking at some of her other work.

politemachinegun: Sorry not sorry but if you heard about Angelina Jolie’s mastectomies and your...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:52:54 -0700

politemachinegun:

Sorry not sorry but if you heard about Angelina Jolie’s mastectomies and your first reaction was, “That’s a shame, she had such a great rack”, fuck you and the sexist horse you rode in on.

Amen, sistah

shirubaistudios: suicideslurpee: tibets: i just fucking spat...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:44:21 -0700

shirubaistudios:

suicideslurpee:

tibets:

i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing

OMFG.

I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS BEFORE I CLICKED IT

SO DID I, LMFAO

catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:11:39 -0700

catbountry:

racebentdisney:

coelasquid:

snoozlebee:

leidis:

penciltests:

“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

I desperately need to understand

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.

oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

This shit is hilarious, too.